Yes, these actually exist. You used to be able to order them online but thankfully I think the company went out of business or stopped selling them. As you can see in the pictures below, they carry the slogan “Stack Paper Say Nothing” and have images representing the stages in the process of cooking crack cocaine at home in your baby-momma’s kitchen. The original crack jacket even came with the zipper pull shaped like a gun. How about that for a way to impress the Judge! A crack jacket just screams that you’re a great guy and that you really care about your community. And crack.